singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
