Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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