Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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