She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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