We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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