Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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