That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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