love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
