Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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