I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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