Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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