Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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