love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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