We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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