David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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