So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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