We won't sleep together?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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