All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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