You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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