oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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