so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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