Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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