My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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