even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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