you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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