Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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