Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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