do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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