Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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