Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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