put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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