So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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