Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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