A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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