normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Randomize
