Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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