he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We had to coat check the pizza.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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