New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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