My brain says no but my pants say off.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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