whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I don't think brook has ever known best
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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