Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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