thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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