Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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