Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
