i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
