I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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