I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My dick has a subreddit
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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