It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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