I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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