Buhtt sex?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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