I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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